Love Lust & Marriage?

LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.





LUST- when your tongues meet across a crowded room.





MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.

















LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."





LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."





MARRIAGE - When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania. There really is one.

















LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.





LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot?





MARRIAGE - When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.

















LOVE - When you share everything you own.





LUST - When you steal everything they own.





MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.

















LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.





LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.





MARRIAGE - When . . . Uh . . . what's a climax?

Love Lust %26amp; Marriage?
lol very true and funny
Reply:hahhaaha! this is hella funny
Reply:Very funny !!!!!!!!!!!!1
Reply:Super.
Reply:Love still exist in marriage isn't it? :D
Reply:Haha. I've seen this before. And speaking as a married woman, I am on point with a few of them. Scary.
Reply:LOL


Apple, I am afraid many times, love is replaced by the habit.
Reply:haha thats really funny xD