Love Lust & Marriage?

LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.





LUST- when your tongues meet across a crowded room.





MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.

















LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."





LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."





MARRIAGE - When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania. There really is one.

















LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.





LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot?





MARRIAGE - When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.

















LOVE - When you share everything you own.





LUST - When you steal everything they own.





MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.

















LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.





LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.





MARRIAGE - When . . . Uh . . . what's a climax?

Love Lust %26amp; Marriage?
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Reply:NicE! I think I've hit all those categories at one point or another in my life...