Love poem for your wife?

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life.  





I see your face when I am dreaming. That’s why I always wake up screaming.  





Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not.  





Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you ‘cause I was pissed





I thought that I could love no other — that is until I met your brother.  





Roses are red, violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, The violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty And so is your head.  





I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don’t take that paper bag off your face.





I love your smile, your face, and your eyes — Damn, I’m good at telling lies!  





My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way?





My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe “Go to hell.”  





What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.

Love poem for your wife?
I read this out loud to my husband. We both laughed. Thanks for that!
Reply:wow men need help..and they sit there and wonder why they never get a girl.
Reply:i have to star this one for my husband to see later, he will like these........
Reply:Where was you 2 years ago and as for the lime she like Coke.
Reply:that was halarius. i'm still on the floor holding my sides.
Reply:Shame theres none for men!
Reply:Know any poems forthe men but have a star too
Reply:Funny! 100!
Reply:LOL, thanks. Star for you!
Reply:cute, have a star.
Reply:very funny thanks
Reply:very good indeed !
Reply:omg so funny


star 4 u
Reply:rofl:)))
Reply:bloody brilliant thanks for a great laugh wish i could give you 2 stars
Reply:THATS HALARIUS!!!! =) here u go *
Reply:that is the funniest rhyme ive seen in a very long time....





very good lol
Reply:Nice ones. I enjoyed those.
Reply:woahh..... went to the other side of the "RAINBOW"...
Reply:bravo, very creative and the guy who actually uses these lines....well, let's hope he recovers in intensive care, lol.
Reply:Sweetpea I think you should have your own section, we could then go straight to a good laugh, more please x x