Love Poems?

WOMAN'S LOVE POEM


Before I lay me down to sleep,


I pray for a man, who's not a creep,


One who's handsome, smart and strong.


One who loves to listen long,


One who thinks before he speaks,


One who'll call, not wait for weeks.


I pray he's gainfully employed,


When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.


Pulls out my chair and opens my door,


Massages my back and begs to do more.


Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,


Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"


I pray that this man will love me to no end,


And always be my very best friend.





MAN'S LOVE POEM


I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with


huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,


and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This


doesn't rhyme and I don't give a damn.

Love Poems?
Very funny, I loved it
Reply:Lol. So true.
Reply:The good Lord's answer to the woman's prayer: -





Received you prayer…





Before you lay yourself down to sleep,


Woman you deserve a man that is a creep,


One who's ugly, dumb and cheap,


One who's c#ck's thin and weak


One who cribs before he speaks,


When promises to call, he takes weeks.


Who prays that you are gainfully employed,


And when he spend your cash, beats you if annoyed.


Kicks out your chair and slams your door,


Whips your back till you begs for more.





Oh Yes! I have sent a man who will f#ck your mind,


Who say gigantic, when you ask 'How big's my behind?'


One who'll make you yank his wee till it’s a twitchin,


In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!


He will demand that you will love him no end,


And never attempts to shag his best friend.


And as you kneel and pray by your bed,


You’ll be proud of the wanker I sent to you instead.
Reply:lol that is really funny even though it puts us men down i think its hilarious! * for you
Reply:hahaha i like this one it is funny!!!
Reply:LOL!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAH!!!!


those were really funny, i love them


thanks for the laugh


the girl one was cute, and the guy one was funny


here have a star, enjoy


keep em comin
Reply:that's my boyfriend and one can have him he's mine


hahahahaha








mans :they never rhymeand never have the time


hehehehe
Reply:LMAO!!! Great one!!
Reply:hahaha nice. that made me laugh so here's a star!

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